*opens trenchcoat* hey kid, you want to buy some wheat and wheat byproducts?
I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones
there is going to be a broadway version of Anastasia
time to prepare for my audition
Watching Jennifer Lawrence meet famous people never gets old.
#she looks like she just found a unicorn
"i need to stop reading gay fanfiction and start reading my textbook assignments"
- actual thing that the girl sitting next to me in the library actually said to her friend (via unsuccessfulmetalbenders
At my school there’s a rule that only one student can be out of class at a time with a hall pass, but today in math a bunch of people forgot their graphing calculators so my math teacher yelled, “EVERYBODY, GO. RUN. THEY CAN’T CATCHH ALL OF YOU.”